Why is Sam Bradford predicting a Texas blowout victory on Saturday?

Question

According to Sam:

"Of course I want to beat Texas. I wanted to beat them last year too, but they were clearly the better team then and they are the better team now. We were only able to back into the NCG game last year because we bribed all the powers to be. I fully expect the mighty Longhorns to avenge what was rightfully their's last season. If I had it to do over again, I would have played for Mack Brown and spent my career watching Colt McCoy from the bench. Colt is fantastic and I feel ashamed for spending my father's life savings buying the Heisman last season. I wish Bob Stoops would quit. He's an idiot and has to have Landry Jones tie his shoes every morning. Hook 'Em Horns! They'll probably beat us by 80 points. My biggest fan on Y!A, a user by the name of Blueoxe, knows nothing about football and I heard he actually attended OK State. He shouldn't have called Bevo out. That's just bad juju. Bevo rocks! All hail Bevo!"


Compliments of OUsucks.com

Answer 1

Nice on Bevo. I think you should make your own site with those views, we all know that they are true.



Hook Em!

Answer 2

Did you hear that colt mccoy`s mom said that bevo is full of hot air and it is not actually a premier cut of beef and his poop does not smell like roses.

Answer 3

Colt McCoy will always be the better team then bradford. and it doesn't really matter cause there not going to.texas will win.



Hook em Horns

Answer 4

Because Bradford will get drafted by the Raiders..



McCoy by the Rams.



so then, Bradford will out perform Roethlisberger / Rivers / Eli.. and win 3 superbowls with the Raiders... and Russell will be released. and get picked up by the Steelers

Answer 5

HaHaHa funny. Won't win this year. Bradford is a better QB than McCoy. OU's D will outmatch UT's O.

Answer 6

Because if there is one thing Texas knows....it's blowing.