Is the dark afraid of Patrick Willis?

Question

In order to contol illegal immigration they should put up cardboard cut outs of Patrick Willis along the border. •Patrick Willis once sacked the quarterback before the ball was snapped. He was not offsides.
•Patrick Willis wears pads and a helmet because it is mandated by the league rules. Everyone else in the NFL wears pads and a helmet because of Patrick Willis.
•Patrick Willis once returned a fumble and an interception for a touchdown on the same play.
•Patrick Willis likes his eggs sunny side up, with salt, pepper, and ground wide receiver.
•Chances are, at some point in your life, you have, or will be tackled by Patrick Willis.
•It has been said that Barry Bonds once hit a homerun and the ball never landed. This is not true. The story has been confused with that of the time that Patrick Willis once hit a running back, who never landed.
•Patrick Willis once tackled a running back simply by looking at him.
•Patrick Willis tackled the Virgin Mary and Jesus was born.
•Patrick Willis knows exactly where in the world Carmen San Diego is...because he dropped her *** for a 5 yard loss.
•Patrick Willis wasnt the eleventh pick of the draft, he was the first...TWICE.
•The NFL has renamed the "injury list" to "Hotel Willis"
•For his workouts, Patrick Willis bench presses Larry Allen.
•On draft day, commissioner Goodell offered his hand in congratulations. Instead, Patrick Willis tackled him through the podium.
•If Patrick Willis and Chuck Norris were in a room at the same time it would prematurely cause the second coming of Christ.
•Patrick Willis plays Linebacker, because if he played running back he would still get tackled by Patrick Willis.
•Football is like a one man cold to Patrick Willis, he's the only one catching it, he's the only one coming down with it.
•When Patrick Willis was born, he was already flagged for unnecessary roughness.
•Patrick Willis is immortal, solely because the grim reaper is scared to get tackled by him.

Answer 1

hahahaha!!! that made me laugh.

Willis is a monster.

Answer 2

Offense always gets the headlines. And in all fairness....Peterson is having an amazing year. Any other year, I would pick him. But you are right....Willis is simply more consistent, and getting better. D-men never get the love and popularity, but he should be the ROY. And Willis has had several double digit performances. Give it to Singletary Jr. Season totals...162 tackles, 3 sacks, 2 ff. Also....he had double digit tackles in 9 games!

Answer 3

On draft day, commissioner Goodell offered his hand in congratulations. Instead, Patrick Willis tackled him through the podium.



Hmm i wonder what would Chris Berman say about that

Answer 4

Patrick Willis is soft.

Answer 5

haha ya patrick willis is a great linebacker, but dont really care for the 49ers.

Answer 6

While it does seem like you're inspired by the Chuck Norris one-liners (and maybe have WAY too much time on your hands) that was pretty funny.

Answer 7

•For his workouts, Patrick Willis bench presses Larry Allen.



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the dark would be afraid of patrick willis