Sexual Assault charges or tackles? What is Big Ben better at avoiding?

Question

This guy is the Houdini of the NFL

I heard this on the Joy Behar Show.
There was also an article in QUEST Quarterly, and Shmash Illustrated, and a footnote in Lauren's Weekly

Answer 1

Good Gawd, I just goggled him and I wouldn't hit that in my drunkest state...( no wonder he has his boys drag the bi@tches into the bathroom......

Answer 2

Lauren`s Weekly? LOL, BTW, I actually watch the Joy Behar Show, Ha Ha.



I`d say he`s better at avoiding charges. I`m now hearing that he has some other sexual assault incident case in Las Vegas that got swept underneath the rug. Why, Ben, why?

Answer 3

Sex Assault for sure. From a true Steeler fan, I gotta face the facts at this point: he admitted to sexual contact with no intercourse. Then, she conincidentally "slipped and hit her head". So it sounds to me like he roughed her up, otherwise why wouldn't she just report that she slipped and hit her head? SO I guess Batch or Dixon will be getting the ring in 2011.

Answer 4

I would say assault charges. He has been tackled before. Houdini indeed!

I don't think his Super Bowl rings will disappear though.

Answer 5

He's terrible at avoiding tackles, and it's clear that he paid the girl he raped and the head of GBI to make sure he didn't get charged. What an idiot. I hate him.

Answer 6

Sexaul Assault is better of avoiding

Answer 7

Whaaaaaat!? You're not mentioning the 8 sacks anymore!??! Of course it's charges and you're killin me Elk you're really killin me!! ;).....





... MISS MANNERS I'm disappointed in you missy! tsk tsk..... Go to my room! Now!! ;).... lol

Answer 8

I think he avoids being a decent human being quite well.

Answer 9

since the 2009 season I would say sexual assaults.

Answer 10

LMAO

I'd say charges.